Let’s get this show on the road…It’s been 10 years since the Revenge of the Sith (Ep. III), the last installation of the Star Wars Universe….and now comes Episode VII-The Force Awakens.
Some of ya’ll may not have picked up on the fact that I’ve been able to manipulate the force for a numbers of years now. Some of ya’ll may have noticed from time to time. I just try to limit my abilities so the people around me won’t think I’m an alien or something like that. Let’s just say it comes in handy. Now let’s see how many Star Wars fanatics we have on board.
This movie is supposed to take place 30 years after “Return Of The Jedi”. If you remember correctly, this is the movie where Luke actually defeats Darth Vader, and Vader saves Luke by overthrowing the Emperor as he electrocutes Vader’s son. You follow me!
If you don’t know much about Star Wars and plan on seeing The Force Awakens, I beg you to lock yourself in a room and proceed to have a movie marathon. However you want to do it, just do it. You will be lost if the previous 6 movies you have not seen. Who am I?
Anyway, I have a few predictions so no spoilers here, just some good ole fashion guessing.
Here we go……
-Luke will be tempted to join the darkside, and he will this time with good purpose
-A few main characters will die throughout the series, but who? Han? Chewy? Luke? R2?
-somebody will loose a hand, arm, head, and maybe leg from somebody else’s lightsaber
-We may see a familiar Sith Lord re-emerge possibly…..Vader’s Master?
-I’m pretty sure Finn is dead, cause in a galaxy far far away brothers don’t stick around long….Lando is an exception
-Finn is the son of a son of Mace Windu, or Lando Calrissian……I know I’m reaching, but hey..
-Rey is the daughter of Leia or Lukes daughter and she has a brother….hmmmmmm
Twins run in the family….Luke & Leia are twins and the offspring of Anakin Skywalker, so to me it’s possible that Rey and Kylo Ren could be brother and sister. I know Finn ain’t related unless Lando’s really did “Take Care” of the Princess while Han Solo was away with Jabba the Hut. Remember that?
And for my final prediction…..I predict this movie will make a ton of money….possibly in billions within the first 2 weeks, maybe 10 billion within the first 3 months or when it’s all said and done.
Does anyone else care to share a dollar amount prediction?
If you are looking to get caught up, and I had to pick an order to watch the movies, let me help you to know the suttletee’s of the force…..here’s my path:
–Star Wars Ep. IV, Attack of the clones, Empire Strikes Back, Return of The Jedi, Revenge of the Sith
You can eliminate The Phantom Menace from the equation, but if you want to see a kick ass swordfight then watch the last 30 minutes. Otherwise just skip this one.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to sitting down with a big box of popcorn, a jumbo slushy, and seeing how this movie unfolds. Now of course you gotta represent by atleast wearing one of your favorite Star Wars tees……http://amzn.to/1IYLq5z
Stay tuned for my next blog post and I’ll let you know if the Force Has Awaken, or if Much Sleep It Still Needs.
May The Force Be With You!!!!!